• Horatio delivers a pithy line just before the first commercial -- take one drink
• Horatio wears sunglasses indoors or in the dark -- take one drink
• Horatio puts on or takes off his sunglasses while talking to someone -- take one drink
• Horatio addresses a perp while facing *away* from said perp -- take two drinks
• Horation addresses a co-worker while facing *away* from said co-worker -- take two drinks
• Any combination of these things -- take three drinks

If you made it this far without passing out, finish whatever bottle or case you're working on and cheers to you for staying conscious.

Rebecca

2:22 a.m. - 03.03.07