Rebecca:
My belly is all over the place; it's mass chaos.

Rebecca's adorable boyfriend (RAB):
It's a veritable riot.

Rebecca:
If my belly is a riot, your penis is an uprising.

RAB:
What does that make your vagina?

Rebecca:
No idea, what?

RAB:
A coup.*

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* this is especially funny if you know that Megin and I have used the word "coo" for vagina for about 6 months.

6:11 p.m. - 12.06.06