I need some guidance from you on a particular and solemn matter. Recent events have caused me to believe that Jesus just might be Chinese. My reasons for thinking so are these: he has very dirty knees and he just peed in my coke. We've all heard the age old parables:

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at these.

[insert name]'s Chinese, he play joke, he put pee pee in my Coke.

With evidence like this, I'm sure you can understand my concern. It isn't that I have a problem with a Chinese Savior (I have Chinese friends, after all); it's just that a Chinaman on a cross does NOTHING for my decor. All that ghastly yellow. I'm sure you understand.

Please look into this and see what you can do.

Love,
Fatbrunettes

2:36 p.m. - 11.29.06